VFYW: The Penis Preacher

For contest #304, the cemetery is even creepier than you thought.

A reader sees what I did there:

A cemetery for Halloween, how appropriate!

Another suggests, “You should have put the Dish dog on the headstone” — because some of the writing is legible if you look really hard. But we definitely needed an easier contest this week. As this reader puts it:

The previous two assignments were just too tough, for me anyway. So …