VFYW: A Red Door And Herring

For contest #305, I wind up readers with a sneaky sign.

A reader remarks about last week, “Best VFYW ever — loved the analysis and comments.” Another was particularly fond of the “Poor Andrew’s Substack”:

Whoa — A. Dishhead truly upped his game this week, beyond even what I anticipated. He didn’t take the Nic Cage bait, but went straight to Ben Franklin. My compliments.

No masterpiece from A. Dishhead this wee…